The struggle is real yo

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/03/2020 at 16:34 • Filed to: Donutlopnik, indianapolis, Tevin Studdard, WTHR, indianapolis 500, Indy Car, NASCAR, IMS Museum, Long's Bakery, covid-19, Pandemic lockdown eased

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Indianapolis legend Longs Bakery has reopened. And this young man is so happy, he made a rap video!* Long’s isn’t too far from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. So the next time you’re there for an event, I suggest checking them out.

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*OMFG THEY TASTE LIKE IT SMELLS: DELICIOUS!!! They really are special.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > boredalways
05/03/2020 at 17:02

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thats....actually not a bad song...lol

but after seeing him run...i gots one thing to say.... get a damn belt yo! hoisting your pants up coz they dropped even lower than you intended them to be just isnt a great look


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > boredalways
05/03/2020 at 17:26

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I’ve been worried about all of my favorite local bakeries, but how in the world is Long’s going to manage their line? They have 20 people in line on a slow day.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/03/2020 at 18:01

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IKR?  Hopefully the pants thing was just for the video.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Just Jeepin'
05/03/2020 at 18:08

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True, but there is normally an armed security guard and at least one manned, marked/unmarked LEO car sitting in plain sight. I’m sure they’ve got it sorted.

(... imagining a social distancing line long enough to circle the block)


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > boredalways
05/03/2020 at 18:26

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I'll have to check that out when I'm there for the 500. This will be the first memorial day weekend since 1996, that I'll be at home. It's gonna be really weird.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > boredalways
05/03/2020 at 20:54

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Oooooooh. Long’s is delicious. 


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Stef Schrader
05/03/2020 at 21:11

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Indianapolis is blessed with 4 top notch[*] donut shops . Does nothing good for my waistline, but much good for my morale.

When, of course, I can actually visit one.

[*] I’m only counting bakeries that make old school glazed yeast and variations thereof. There are some specialty donut shops, but to my mind, if you can’t make a glazed yeast donut that makes your customers want to binge until they’re diabetic , all the maple bacon icing in the world won’t make a difference.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Just Jeepin'
05/04/2020 at 01:17

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I’m also a fan of simple glazed donuts. Often the best kind.